Total Medals Earned: 716 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,700 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
A classic for bidding!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/85 points)
Create a right-click menu.
Create a right-click menu with a link.
Let's be quiet.
Completely fill up your menu.
Medals Earned: 14/38 (155/500 points)
Beat a highscore
Collect total of 60000 gold
Die 20 times
Die 5 times
Beat 3 levels
Collect total of 5000 gold
Perfect 5 levels
Upgrade a part to max
Use the bomb 15 times
Use the bomb 35 times
Be ranked in the top 40%
Upgrade 3 parts to max
Be ranked in the top 20%
Be ranked in the top 8%
No gold 10 different levels
No gold 5 different levels
No gold in one level
Beat boss 1
Die 5 times while using the slow shield
Right click achievement
Convert 900 bullets to gold with one bomb
Beat 10 levels
Beat boss 1 without dying once
Get all trophies [15]
Die 50 times
Perfect 10 levels
Beat level 15 without dying
Get 2/3 of all trophies [10]
Get 1/3 of all trophies [5]
Beat boss 2
Beat a level > 15 getting at least 2 ribbons and not dying
Beat boss 2 without dying once
Perfect 15 levels
Upgrade all parts to max
Collect total of 200000 gold
Slow 600 bullets with 1 slow shield
Hit 1000 bullets with 1 gold shield
Beat all levels
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/465 points)
Get more than 5000 Score
Get more than 50.000 score
Get more than 250.000 Score
Beat the Bad Hard Rock
Maxed out the Combo upgrades
Maxed out the Shield upgrades
Maxed out the Life upgrades
Maxed out the Multiple upgrades
Maxed out the time upgrades
Get more than 1.000.000 Score
Get more than 3.000.000 Score
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/50 points)
Your so smart, I wish I was smart as you, how can I be smart like you?
How exactly did that one change?
That's all I could do
Which is in fact the worst time
Medals Earned: 11/55 (55/500 points)
Play a song.
Encounter a boss.
Get an achievement.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Unlock two new guitars.
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Medals Earned: 7/9 (130/280 points)
Put everything into place in the "Alphabet Pack"
Put everything into Place in the "Numbers Pack"
Put everything into place in the "Icons Pack"
Put everything into place in "Logotypes Pack"
Put everything into place in "Nature Pack"
Put everything into place in "Transport Pack"
Put everything into place in "Heroes Pack"
Put everything into place in the "Patterns Pack"
Put everything into place in the "Bonus Pack"
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game